A Thought starter


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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!


Knock knock.

Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
No, it's W!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down. Knock knock.

Who's there? 
The chicken.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Mavis.
Mavis who?
Mavis be a warning to you, watch out for silly jokes!

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